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Wow, these couches are low. I like them. I like them a lot. They're good for sex. Oh really?
They're all the way around your room. I know. Good for sex all the way around your room.
So, really quick, thank God you texted me. Because we were just walking on the beach, right by your place. Had you not texted us, I totally would have just forgot.
Your place was right down the street. I was just bored and I was like, I wonder what Sammy's doing. And so I texted you. I don't think we would otherwise.
Well, I can't wait to have a party. We should have a housewarming party. With all the hot girls from your building.