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Hi virgins! So I thought I would make a video just for you.
You sad little... just losers sitting at home, buying videos to whack off to because you can't find a real woman.
And this is a fucking gift because you would never, ever find a woman as hot as me to have sex with.
So I thought I would just tease you a bit because A) I can't sleep, B) I have the body to do it, and C) it makes me laugh.
And then D) I like your money.