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Dr. Phil, I have a serious problem. I have an imaginary friend and he only appears when I get really horny.
Don't let anyone get between us. No one should ever break us apart. Our love is eternal.
That was Don Porco Lotto, my imaginary friend.
I can't handle this anymore. I need a real man.
Dr. Phil, what can you do to help me with my illness?