Naked at Heathrow and massaging my scarred thigh and ass because cancer in the mid 90’s has left it ruined

I've got an ouchie on my finger.

So you can probably hear some other dryers going off in the distance.

I am in a disabled toilet because even though I did not need a wee, I did need to use the

facilities to do this.

The check-in hasn't opened and I've got two bags which weigh just under 23 kilos.