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Hmm, what's that you say? You want to join me in my fight against crime?
You're quite misguided. We don't need any help fighting crime.
The problem is the men aren't having their dicks taken care of.
That's what you need to help with. You think you're up to being a real man?
Taking care of these men? Who's only problem is no one is taking care of their dicks properly?