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Yes, well a lot of people want to know. It's one of the last mysteries of the known universe, you see.
Plus, now we've discovered that elusive Higgs boson particle, the scientific community needs something to get...
If you'd like to come and take a seat over here and remove your underwear please.
Um, yeah, if you could just, uh, ejaculate into the tube,
then we can, uh, start testing the, uh...