Video Transcription
Oh there's our graduate! Hooray! Oh I'm so proud of you. You did it. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
We knew you could do it but now you're a graduate. Yeah. Yeah. Well listen, we were
thinking what would be the best present we could get you and it was something a
little bit racy. But listen, I couldn't find someone to just like show up and have sex
with you. I didn't want to put you like you know in a weird or awkward position at all.