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Now the terms of the agreement we entered into are such that you give me your mortal soul and agree to spend all eternity in
Damnation and I will make you the call host of the greatest orgy party of all time
Not to mention that there is a better than average chance of you getting laid here
Which is more than I can say for the cable repairman job or porn cliches aside
Chance I thought you said this was guaranteed