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Tonight I'm reading the hilariously harrowing story of the pepperoni and the seagulls.
This true account was originally shared on Nick Burchill's Facebook page and has since been
shared thousands of times and covered by media outlets such as Time and the Canadian Broadcast
Company. This is Nick speaking. 20th of March 2018. Dear Empress Hotel, this may seem like an
unusual request but I write to you today seeking a pardon. 17 years ago a string of unfortunate