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It's Howard Sperm!
Listen up Los Angeles, this is Howard Sperm, the undisputed king of all media.
That's right, the rest of you bozos out there can get down on all fours and kiss my big ass like last time.
Now if you want real sex, and God knows I always do,
we're gonna meet Saliva, the hot porn goddess just nominated for this year's Best New Starlet.