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This script was written by J. Indus May and performed by me, Appetizing Astrid.
If you'd like to hear me in all sorts of positions, you can find more from me on my profile.
Now then, let's get started.
Do I really have to show up? I know it's my party and all, but I'm really just not feeling it tonight.
Oh yeah, I forgot. You guys invited every rich son of a bitch on this side of the city to this