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There, Leah. I told you I'd find you one of the more interesting aliens.
But he doesn't quite look human. Are you sure he's as good as an Earthman?
Better. They say that the men from the planet Horny have sex.
Their ears stand straight up and get big and hard.
That may be true, Priestess. However, my time for orgasm is still six years away.