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But I have not been able to find a fair princess that I would, should, could, or in any sense of the word, would marry.
That's very sad indeed. I've got to get you married and screwing to ensure a line of succession.
Oh dear.
Oh, sorry. There is but one solution to the quandary.
We must have a ball, or maybe two, and every eligible maiden in the land will come and dance with the prince.