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Hey babe, I'm wearing one of your favorite pairs of shorts. I love these. So comfortable.
But I got some, I guess, bad news from my boyfriend, good news for you, but my boyfriend
is not fertile. We went to the clinic today and it's a good way to put this, I want you
to be our sperm donor. I'm serious, I'm not joking. Extremely serious. I've always loved
nerds. And I've always wanted to fuck you.