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Today's the 2000. Video of me.
I'm sorry to discover that we've reached the 200 and I haven't had a foreign dick in me yet.
I may have had the pleasure of blowing you once, but everything else hasn't really happened yet, which I'm very sorry about.
Maybe there's a time when I can count on something.
I'd be happy to, and for that long, I'll have to enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures.