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They didn't make cheerleaders like that back when I was in college.
Okay, we're back in 5, 4, 3, 2...
We're back live, following that unfortunate incident with Bill Cosby and a deranged fan.
So you mean you've never seen that woman before, and she comes up to you and like,
"Boom! Socks, you're right in the kisser!" and POW! Knees you in the balls?