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So this asshole's giving me this whole song and dance about art just so he can get me to shave my pussy and win a bet.
So, you know how men are. They just can't come out and say what's on their mind.
They always have to make up some elaborate bullshit story to get what they want.
And women can?
Well, sure. Like I can come out and tell you that this whole talk about shaving your pussy really turns me on.