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What is up all you goons and hooligans?
Who among us wouldn't like to add a little extra girth to our unit?
I'm here with my wife's new boyfriend, the very handsome and talented Riley Ransom,
and I'm going to introduce him to the Ox Balls Tri-Sport.
So why don't you get these cocks a little sloppy before we slap these rings on you.