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Wow, this is like the nicest spatula pad I've seen in a while.
I'm actually married. My wife's out. She won't be bothering us tonight.
Um, I'm sorry, your profile, it didn't say that you were married on it.
Um, are you cheating on your wife, Chris?
No, no, no. I promise, she knows. I'm not one of those guys. I told her I was having company over. I'll show you the texts if you like.