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During intermission, while your girl is chomping on your weenie and you have your hand in her box of popcorn,
let's visit the campus of Old Falk University, where sports and physical fitness has been a tradition since 16--
God damn it, I'm gonna get laid for a week! I'm gonna get ***** for a week!
bit warm. Yeah. Well, can I buy you a drink? Don't drink. Can I get you high? Don't smoke.
How about a blowjob?