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I promised to tell you about the swinger party I visited this Saturday.
Friends, may I remind you that this was only the third party my husband and I attended.
As soon as we got to the party, I asked the guards if they could video it.
I mean, I've been to a party like this one time where you could do a shoot, and I've got a hard-on.
Anyway, I was banned from filming, told to put my phone away and relax.