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You know girls, what you do, she's gotta go to a funeral and put all her makeup on and leave it on the seat when she gets out so the next person that gets in sits on top of her.
I don't know about that, but you know how their eyeliner *****, they have caps on them usually so that you can't get it all over the shit?
Well, she don't need caps. She'll just leave it on the seat so when I sat down I have black streaks all the way down.
You're kidding.
I'm not. I was pretty pissed. I like those pants. I was planning on wearing them in court.