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"Hi, let me tell you about my new boyfriend, Clemson. He took me to a motel and we got undressed, but I forgot to tell him that when I get excited, I go into epileptic fits. And he didn't tell me that when he got excited, he stuttered. Well, we got in bed and I went into a fit.
Well, he jumped up and he ran out and he got the bellboy and he said, 'Bellboy, get a ***** and a rope and come with me.' Well, they came back into the room and they tied me up to the bed and then Clemson looked at the bellboy and he said, 'Bellboy, cut her loose.'
Darlings, that was the best sex I've ever had. I've got more for you later."