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Look at this pathetic situation we have here in front of us.
Look at you, sitting down in your parents' basement probably.
I'm gonna take a wild stab at that one and say you still live with mommy and daddy.
Sitting in front of your computer, trying to be all quiet so that they don't know what you're doing.
Using up their internet time that they pay for to jerk off to a clip of me.