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I haven't been to a gym in quite a long time.
I don't even remember the last time I was on a treadmill.
I think the last time I was on a treadmill was for kicks, just for rubber funsies, for a joke.
So I'm trying to test my body, since I've obviously gained a fuck ton of weight in the past year or so.
So let's see how... I've burned one calorie.