Sneaky little pubes play after a middle of the night wee plus stories of inappropriate orgasms after my clit was pierced

Hey there, so it's silly o'clock in the morning, I'm stupidly tired, but I've got the urge to play with my pubes.

So I'm gonna go and sit on the loo and do exactly that.

My legs are so wobbly. I am so tired.

And stiff. I need a massage.

Any volunteers?