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Your wife just told me that she wants me to move out. Is this serious? How am I supposed to find
a different place in this economy with no prior notice? What did she say? She said that I'm too
distracting for your marriage and that me staying here actually puts a strain on your relationship.
Aren't you going to say anything to defend me? I mean, I've seen you. I know that you've been
checking up my boobs because they're objectively speaking better than hairs in every way.