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Man, fuckin' tough day outside. I've been doin' this skatin', I almost busted my ass once.
Fuckin', this is the best thing to do is come home and start beatin' my dick off to some fuckin' porn, yeah? For real.
Just feel so much better, too.
Yo, y'all probably don't believe me about skateboarding, but look at this shit yo.
That's custom.