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Oh John, you know, we've talked about this before and I tried for so long to tell you the things that I need and the things that I want.
But ultimately, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you just can't satisfy me. You just can't.
And, um, well, I just thought that this would be the most entertaining way of letting you know that I, uh, found someone else.
And this person just knows what to do and knows how I like to be touched, knows how I like to be kissed, and, uh, really just fulfills me in ways that you'll never be able to.
So, just letting you know that I'm breaking up with you.