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So I had to come and tell you this. My phone's been acting a little weird lately so I don't know how long I have to tell you this.
But um, I went out with this guy the other night and I was really horny.
And I thought maybe this time I'd actually have some decent sex.
But he kept having dick problems, you know, going limb.
And you know, I know, I think, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.