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watching on TV. What are you talking about? We won the lottery! I can't believe it! What lottery? The lottery! The Illinois State Lottery. It's the biggest one in the history of Illinois. It's a hundred and eight million dollars.
We're the people that picked the six winning numbers! You're telling me that we won the Illinois State Lottery for a hundred and eight million dollars? Is that what you're telling me? Is that what you're telling me?
Let's tell Dan. No! Dan has just had a heart ****** and is trying to think of a way to kill him! What's going on? Don't panic! Why? What's wrong? Nothing! Nothing is wrong. Nothing is wrong. Nothing will ever be wrong again.
Dan, Dan, I have something to tell you. But before I tell you, you have to promise me that you are not going to collapse or turn blue or anything like that. Scout's honor.
Go get my shirt!