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Came into my office the other day
And you were like Juan Cuba. I want to work for you, and I said okay, and you had never worked for the candy shop before
So I offered you this job, and you were like totally I want to do it
And you haven't really done a lot of these things so we're going to guide you through it today
Okay, okay, and we're going to teach you how to be like a porn star