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It started like any other day. Not one investigative job in the site.
Hadn't had one for months. I was thinking, again, of laying off Emily, my secretary.
But she had such a great, tight little female tush, I just couldn't bear to let her go.
So, I kept her busy picking up jelly beans.
A set of buns like those only come around once or twice, maybe three times in a lifetime.