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And this guy comes up to me and goes, "Yo, dude, if you let me grab your dick, I'll buy you a hot pretzel."
I'm like, "What are you, a faggot? Get out of here."
He goes, "No, really, dude, I'll buy you a really nice, big, hot pretzel."
I said, "I can't fucking believe what this world is coming to."
That shit happened right over here.