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Good evening. I am the Amazing Foreskin. The story that you are about to see is true. Yes,
this shit actually happened. I realize it might be difficult for your feeble minds to
comprehend, but there are life forms that exist outside of our galaxy. Life forms that
are bent on the total domination of other civilizations. Life forms with such superior
intelligence that the human race would tremble in its presence. Life forms that marvel at