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Sorry I had to stop it for space reasons. So anyway, continuing.
Oh yeah, so obviously I eat so much. Like, I got food today, and I was supposed to go get lunch with my sister, but she bailed on me, so my mom said that she would reimburse me for getting lunch by myself.
And obviously I ordered a whole pizza, and a whole meal, and a dessert, and a two liter. So I'm definitely going to have to tell her it was less money than it actually was, because she's going to judge me for eating so much.
And like, my roommates will come home, or my mom will come over, and they'll see like all these food wrappers and stuff, or containers, and be like, "Oh my god, how much did you eat?" And I'll have to like lie and say that like somebody else ate it, or like one of my friends came over or something.
Sometimes I'll get caught in it, and it's really awkward. I'm just like, "Oh well, I guess I ate a little bit more than I thought." And they'll be like, "Mm-hmm." Like, obviously you're huge.