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You looking at my shoes again? You must be a pervert. But today I'm going to be using my
favorite, favorite non-electric toy. It's a pound and quarter of polished stainless steel and it is
designed for maximum comfort in g-spot penetration. And you may wonder, "Colin, why would you have a
metal toy?" Because it's really smooth. Really smooth. It slides over my tender parts so nicely.
This big ball, you wouldn't think that a metal toy could feel like a real dick, but it does.