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I'd love to have a lover, but a threesome with you, I'd never be so embarrassed by the size of your dick.
My love, don't get any ideas, just because I'm naked doesn't mean your little dick's gonna be in me.
Honey, your dick is not meant to fuck, it's meant to be cuckold.
Your dick is cute, cute, but useless.
Honey, for a guy with a little premature ejaculator, hoping I'm faithful is probably an impossibility.