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Jet planes make me horny. A lot of things make me horny. If the wind blows, I get horny.

Speaking of the wind, I'm getting a little chilly out here. At least it makes my nipples hard.

Oh, I'd better answer that. It might be the telephone. Hello, my name is Ursula. My measurements are 66, 26, 36. I'm hot and horny, and I love a good time. Just come over any time.

Oh, these pictures are really hot. It looks like everyone is having a good time. I wish I was having a good time.

Oh, my nipples are so hot. Maybe if I lick them, they'll cool off.

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