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I don't want to set the dog off by talking. I can't handle that.
Like, I've had a really rubbish night's ***** and just wanted to chill in bed, watch TV for a bit.
But my bits are really, really tingly and need playing with.
So, yeah, I realise what I'm watching on the telly isn't the most whack-worthy material.
Some real CSI documentary programme thing.