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As a gift, you get to choose between a complimentary fishing trip on the Atlantic Ocean with 15 other hairy men,
or an hour with one of our beautiful ladies to relieve all your sexual tension.
Penelope, please come in.
Penelope's the best. In fact, you can use this room if you like, unless you want to go fishing.
So to help take the edge off, and keep us from getting ******, we'd hook these guys up with beautiful prostitutes.