Merry Pissmas! Pissed My White Pants as I Was Fucking Desperate After a Walk. Pee Went Everywhere so Got Naked to Clean up

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. How are you? I'm working this much for a purpose.

Oh, oh, oh,... oh,oh

and then

wow

so hello there by the way in case you can't tell i was rather fucking desperate for that