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We like to do things properly. So I've been away on a course at the Institute of Advanced Masturbation.
That's right. Finally got my certificate. I'm now a fully qualified instructor.
Yes, a masturbation instructor. That's the certificate you get when you pass.
It's really, really hard to pass, you know. There are many, many requirements.
Let me tell you, first of all, it's very important to dress appropriately.