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The holidays are here, and because they never turn out the way you imagined, you must cherish the joy of getting ready.
First, put on a record to set the mood. Oh yeah.
Do everything in slow motion. Make this feeling last.
Someone's double fisting, and damn it, she's earned it.
The holidays are work, so don't be afraid to ask for help with lighting, food, style, and hair, and hair, and hair.