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The first time I ever had sex with another woman was also the first time I ever got sharked in pool.
I came from a pretty poor part of North Carolina.
My father used to say that he regretted having a girl instead of a boy.
He owned a tractor repair business and thought that a male heir would one day take it over for him, or at least give him a hand.
I guess he tried to have another *****, but it just didn't happen.