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You can't keep showing up late for work. I'm leaving you this voicemail so that I can encourage you to show up prompt and on time, because the next time you come in there will be consequences.
You were late for work again, and I keep hearing excuses and excuses and more excuses, and there is only one way to solve this issue.
And that is by pulling your pants down and getting over my knee where I can spank your late ass.
No, this is the only solution, and this is the only thing that will teach you to be on time for work. We keep having this discussion, and this is the only way to make sure that you understand the consequences of your actions.
Don't just sit there. Stand up. Now jump up and down and up and down and up and down. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.