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Dear diary, last night was insane, like everything I've ever dreamed of.
I'm still wearing the same underwear because I don't want to wash out any evidence that it happened.
Let me start from the beginning. So my parents caught me talking to Juan online.
They flipped out, went full FBI, took my phone, grounded me for talking to some random old stranger.
Like, hello, it's the 21st century.