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Sometimes these things are for the best. I hope you and he turn out to be really happy.
You can keep him. Just be sure to tell him that his stuff will be on the front lawn when he comes home.
I'm not mad at you, but at him. And not for cheating on me with his secretary.
That's kinky, and I would have loved to have watched.
But for being too much of a coward to tell me and making you send this letter.