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People ask me, "Carol, how do you and Bruce keep the spice in your marriage?"
Well, I tell them it's really simple. I'm just the ultimate tease.
Me and Bruce, we're not that different. We know what we want. We know how to get it.
Like this promotion he's going with her.
Not that it would do her any good, of course, because some sad wanker from Uniform's gonna impregnate the wee slag.