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Alright, bitches, listen up. You came here wanting to be in this sorority.
You're tired of hanging out with all the other fucking loser freshmen, and honestly I couldn't blame you.
It's not gonna be easy though, you realize that?
If you want to be part of this sorority, you're gonna have to do everything anyone in a row tells you to do tonight.
No matter how fucking disgusting, no matter how terrible, no matter how much you don't want to, no matter how much you want to go home and cry to your mommy, you can't because you're in college now.